Zombie Survival Can
This Zombie Survival Can deserves, no, requires a place in your emergency zombie apocalypse kit. Multi-use.
£2.45
Bulk Discounts
- 2+ £2.40
- 4+ £2.35
- 8+ £2.30
- 16+ £2.20
- 24+ £1.99
Description
A Zombie Survival Can is the difference between a fighting chance and having a pack of zombies feasting on your organs. If When the zombie apocalypse is on your doorstep, you will crack out your zombie apocalypse survival kit (I keep mine under the bed... and also one in the attic, under the stairs, and in the back of the car), and this can will be staring you in the face. Amid your justifiable panic, you will be re-assured by the easy to follow instructions (shown to the right). You'll be a master at outwitting the hordes of undead within no time, and will live to see many days (possibly even weeks) to come.
Contains caffeine, taurine, ginseng & guarana for a zombie fleeing boost of energy.
If When the zombie apocalypse arrives, if the Zombie Survival Can fails to aid you in staying alive, we will be happy to issue a full and courteous refund.
Nutritional
| per can | |
|---|---|
| Volume | 250ml |
| Caffeine | 120mg |
| Taurine | 1000mg |
| Guarana extract (seed) | 25mg |
| Panax Ginseng extract (root) | 25mg |
| Inositol | 50mg |
| Calories | 110 |
| Carbohydrate | 30g (10% RDA) |
| Sugars | 28g |
| Sodium | 175mg (7% RDA) |
| Vitamin B6 | 70% RDA |
| Vitamin B12 | 210% RDA |
Note: we hold no liability for the accuracy of the above information, ingredients, etc. Some statistics are based on estimates and best guesses where data was not available. Always consult information on the product packaging before consumption.
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