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Zombie Diet Plan

SKU: 114

Eat zombie, drink zombie - with the zombie diet plan you can live on a natural* diet of 100% ethically treated, farm-raised zombies.

While we recommend eating zombie as part of a balanced, nutritious diet it is certainly a plus to be able to replace one of your meals with a healthy helping of zombie should the desire arise. Worried about zombie mutagens? Don't be; there are only a handful of recorded instances of people turning into zombies on this diet plan and both the recipe and harvesting processes have since been refined to eliminate this risk almost entirely!

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* As natural as the weaponized synthetic recombinant retrovirus that created them is!

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Gross weight

200g

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